Thursday, March 5, 2009

Faeces In Fertiliser?!?

What’s this I hear about the Jamaican Government importing cheap fertiliser containing unprocessed human faeces? The first suspect batch of fertiliser arrived in the island four months ago. Presently it’s just an allegation made by the Opposition spokesman on agriculture Roger Clarke. His claim is being strongly refuted by Agriculture Minister Christopher Tufton. The shit has hit the farm! I’m going to immediately revise my diet while they go at it in Parliament and in the media.

The next time I’m in front of a Burger King cashier my order is going to sound like this: “Can I have a number two please? No pickles, no onions, no lettuce, no tomatoes, no cucumbers, no fries. Just give me the buns, bacon strips and the beef patty”

See Observer article

45 comments:

Anonymous said...

LOL!
Funny you would order "number 2"...
I guess you really can't get away from the faeces.

Gussie said...

LOL! No pun intended. I was referring to the Bacon Whopper which is number 2 on the BK menu.

Stunner said...

LOL! That order was funny! On a serious note though, I hope this cheap fertilizer isn't one of those poor quality fertilizers that will end up doing more harm than good... for our sakes.

Gussie said...

I'm still awaiting independent verification, but think it's malicious of Roger Clarke to say the fertilizer contains unprocessed human waste. I'm just waiting to see how this one plays out.

Emanicipated? said...

I thought the Minister of Agriculture confirmed that it did contain human excrement but in "acceptable levels" that have been approved by the US authorities....the only problem is, J'can people have a problem eating human s--t regardless of the levels. Also, who says the Americans are right, lobby groups basically make legislation and seriously influence policies, maybe this one had to be pushed through the system and therefore will cause a problem down the line.

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Gussie said...

Acceptable levels?!? Can we please limit recycling to glass, steel and aluminum cans. Please!

He sure did, you see my feeble attempt at a comeback?

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