Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Dear Uncle Sam

Dear Uncle Sam,
Sorry to hear about the recession, I hope all is well. I am watching the Olympics on TV as I write, it’s exciting isn’t it. Let me be the first to congratulate you on your victories, this Phelps guy really cleaned house huh? You’ve always been a sore loser and I know it’s hard for you to admit that Jamaica has emerged as the new power in track and field. The Beijing Olympics have clearly shown that your dominance has come to an end. Now for Christ’s sake quit all this whining and get over it already!

P.S. I’m still upset with you for sending cousin Fitzroy to Iraq.

Gussie

8 comments:

Jdid said...

yes uncle sam shut up

madbull said...

Phelps was pretty good though, wasn't he?

Gussie said...

I think he was phenomenal. I just wish that "Uncle Sam" was able to give credit where credit is due and admit that Jamaica's performance in track and field was phenomenal also.

...and if he's unable to say something good then he should just shut up.

ESTEBAN AGOSTO REID said...

Yes, a major tectonic shift has occurred in track and field power.Jamdown tekking it to them!ESTEBAN AGOSTO REID

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